The Panjandrum Conundrum

When a top bureaucrat goes AWOL, his employers will do anything to find him. But can he solve the mystery of his true identity before it's too late? 

My neck of the woods

A lunchtime show where four clergymen discuss the issues of the day from an ecumenical perspective.

Baby Boomer

Movie idea, wherein Bernard Sumner tries to reunite Joy Division by striking a deal with a Haitian witch doctor to resurrect Ian Curtis using voodoo. But is the New Order frontman prepared to meet the witch doctor's mysterious demands?

PS. If anyone is impresssed by my picture and would like some photoshop tips, I'm afraid I can't help you, I use a much more advanced program called MS Paint.

Doctor, doctor

Dot Matrix

I'd wear it...

dorkestra

dorkestra - n.
a band which provides the music at a square-dance

Hard to stomach

You've got to admit though, it takes guts to digest stuff.

Dadage

Nepotism begins at home.