dorkestra

dorkestra - n.
a band which provides the music at a square-dance

paedofile

paedofile - n.
the sex offenders register

gecho

gecho - n.
a lizard... a lizard... a lizard... a liz...

fauxtograph

fauxtograph - n.
the picture one puts of oneself on a social networking site which makes one look younger/slimmer/more interesting than one really is

greige

greige - n.
the most boring colour of all

sarchasm

sarchasm - n.
the lowest form of pit

malevol-au-vents

malevol-au-vents - n.
another dish which is best served cold

meloncholy

meloncholy - n.
a blue fruit

craveat

craveat - n.
an exceptional scarf

blasfemur

blasfemur - n.
one who, by taking the Lord's name in vain, forgets the fact that Jesus died for our shins

telapathy

telapathy - n.
when you can't be bothered lifting someone else's finger

euphemasia

euphemasia - n.
the merciful act of sending someone to never-wakey-land

somnambulance

somnambulance - n.
a vehicle used for picking up sleepwalkers

pseup

pseup - n.
that which purports to be soup but is not in fact soup eg. cup-a-soup

rhetoricall

rhetoricall - n.
a telephone call you don't have to answer